Centaurus: Black Satin Suit. Slim Fit, Three-Piece. Smart Vest Included. Dress to Impress.
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Champagne Beige Slim Fit Suit: Regal Satin, Three-Piece Perfection, Dashing Vest for a Touch of Class.
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Centaurus Collection: Sage Green Satin Suit with a Dashing Vest - Slim Fit Perfection
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Cetus Blue Paisley Suit: Gentleman’s Walking Style – A Regal Treat.
"Indulge in the exquisitely crafted allure of the ‘Nocturne’ – a timepiece where midnight whispers and stardust dreams intertwine. Hand-assembled with meticulous precision, its hand-guilloché dial shimmers with an ethereal depth, reflecting the secrets of the night. Encased in aged rose gold, subtly patinated for a timeless elegance, the ‘Nocturne’ boasts a Swiss-made movement, a legacy of horological artistry. More than a watch, it’s a statement – a quiet rebellion against the mundane, a reminder to embrace the beauty of solitude. Own a fragment of the cosmos, meticulously captured within its intricate embrace.”
Montique Cetus: Khaki Paisley Suit for the Gentleman Walker - Timeless Style.
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Centaurus Melon: Slim Fit Satin Suit with a Fancy Vest – Ready to Impress
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Centaurus Silver Suit: Sleek Satin, Slim Fit, Three-Piece Perfection. Dress to Impress, Mate.
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Montique's Mauve Masterpiece: The Paisley Check Walking Suit for Gentlemen, Simply Cetus.
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Peach Paisley Perfection: Montique's dapper walking suit for the stylish gentleman, innit?
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Charcoal Three Piece Suit M2770 Bloke's Smart Kit Ready for Anything Regular Fit Style
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Dapper in Charcoal Stripes: A Three-Piece Wool Suit That Turns Heads.
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Charisma Grey Plaid Suit: Double-Breasted Vest, Pure Sartorial Elegance, Ready to Charm, Blimey.
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