Crimson Birdseye: A Bloke's Tranquility Suit - Red Hot Slim Fit Three-Piece for the Modern Gentleman
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Crimson Rose Blazer: Effortless Chic, Single-Piece Perfection.
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Turquoise Treasure: A Single-Breasted Blazer for the Modern Maverick.
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Black Velvet Tuxedo: Own the Night with Double Breasted Elegance and Shawl Lapels
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Velvet Burgundy Tuxedo: Regal Double Breasted & Timeless Trendish Style
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Velvet Sapphire Tuxedo Shawl: A Dashing 2-Piece Lapel Collection.
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Trendito Burgundy Wool Tuxedo Shawl – Impeccably Tailored for Sophistication.
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The Hunter: A Trendito Tuxedo. Pure Wool, Tailored Perfection. Own the Night, Chap.
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Ivory Velvet Tuxedo: Trendish's Double Breasted Delight - Own the Night!
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The Hunter's Finest: Sharp Tuxedo. Pure Wool. Tailored Perfection. Grab It Now, Lads!
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Trendito: The White Tuxedo. Sharp Wool. Timeless Style. Own the Night.
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Sapphire Nights: Trendito Wool Tuxedo. Sharp Shawl Lapel. Tailored Fit. Own the Evening.
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