Black Velvet Duo: Suave Suit & Bow Tie. Ready to Impress.
Right then, fancy a bit of a…thing? Let's just say this ain't your gran's knick-knack. This, my friend, is a portal. To another realm. Or maybe just your lounge, I dunno, depends on what you're after. Guaranteed to spark a conversation, even if that conversation's with yourself in the mirror at 3 am. Warning, may cause extreme levels of "bloody brilliant" and a sudden urge to wear a monocle. Don't say I didn't warn ya. Get it now, before everyone else does. You'll be chuffed, I tell ya, absolutely chuffed.
£56.24
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