
Glen Plaid Noir: Sharp Slim Suit with Peak Lapels, A Timeless British Classic.
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Navy Glen Plaid: The Quintessential Slim Fit Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Green Glen Plaid: Your Tailored Ticket to British Elegance. Peak Lapels, Slim Fit, Pure Swagger.
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Velvet Vintner: Crystal-Kissed Smoker Shoes - Toast Your Feet in Luxe Style!
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Viscount Black Velvet Suit: Regal Elegance with a Flat Front Finish and Bow Tie – Be Dashing!
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Viscount Navy Velvet: A Regal Suit with Bow, Tailored Fit, and Effortless Style.
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Montique's Emerald Checkerboard Suit: A Vision in Green. Walk the Talk. Be a Legend.
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Cobalt Dream: Montique's Checkerboard Walking Suit – A Vision in Woven Elegance.
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Montique's Red Checkerboard Stroll: A Visionary Suit. Own the Moment with Style.
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Orange Swirl: A Dash of Dazzle, a Swirl of Style, Bloke's Brilliant Bow Tie.
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Cognac Dream: Montique's Colour Block Suit - Elevate Your Stroll In Style - A Vogue Essential.
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Pink Montique: Elevate Your Stroll. Colour Block Chic Walking Suit. Vogue Vibes. Spring Essential.
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Vogue Montique: Emerald Green Colour Block Walking Suit – Effortless Style & Sophistication.
"Behold, a treasure sculpted by time and imbued with a whispered legacy. This isn’t merely an object; it’s a tangible echo of bygone moments, a silent storyteller waiting to grace your space with its unique charm. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, it possesses a soul, inviting you to weave your own captivating narratives within its embrace. A truly exceptional acquisition for the discerning collector and the romantic at heart.”

Crimson Canary Colour Block Suit: Montique's Vertical Masterpiece. Walk in Style, Be Vogue.
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Crimson Geometry: A Striking Tie with Bold Stripe Contrast. Elevate Your Look.
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Volans: Midnight Black Shawl Tuxedo – The Perfect British Gent's Ensemble.
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