Calypso's Ivory Turtle: The Cosy Chic Essential, Now with Long Sleeves, Always Effortless.
Right then, fancy a bit of a lark? This here contraption, this… thingamajig… it’s not just a whatsit, it's a portal. A portal to… well, you choose! Bored with beige? Blast off to a galaxy painted in supernova hues! Tired of toast? Summon a feast fit for a king, or maybe just a really hungry badger! This is your blank canvas, your ticket to the outlandish, the extraordinary, the utterly bonkers. Go on, have a punt, you know you want to! Consider it an investment in your sanity, a guarantee against boredom, a… well, just bloody buy it already!
£20.61
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